But It's a Manly Sort of Heat

What the hell does that mean? The same thing as "but it's a dry heat." Once it is over 115 degrees Fahrenheit all bets are off, it's just hot as hell. 

Now our esteemed Governor in Sacramento, Governor Hair Gel, claims we have plenty of electrical generating capacity in the state. SCE and PG&E beg to differ though. They have implemented a Peak Pricing Extravaganza, which means bend over. It seems Governor Hair Gel sees any electricity shortages as the fault of consumers. Similarly, a water shortage is not due to a storage capacity problem.

My wife is a very pragmatic woman, when there is a "rolling outage" her solution to the issue is "Husband of Mine, Do Your Thing." OK.

Every time I see our Governor on the TV I get this earworm. His hair was perfect...